Sunday morning

I’m running through my Sunday morning ritual of drinking coffee and web surfing when I find this gem about Katy Perry and Chief Keef.

A few days ago Katy tweeted “Just heard a new song on the radio called ‘I hate being sober’ I now have serious doubt for the world.”

Apparently Keef is super sensitive, and angry, and, you know, hates women because he ended up responding with “Dat b*tch Katy Perry can suck skin off of my d*ck,”and . “I’ll smack the sh*t out her.” Then another one saying he was making a new song called “Katy Perry.”

Baha. I don’t know why a rapper like Chief Keef gives a damn what a pop tart (Ha. Pop tart, that wasn’t even intentional!) like Katy Perry thinks of him, but obviously she hit a nerve.

perry-628x356 I don’t know why, but she then felt the need to apologize to this asshat.  She also went on saying she actually liked one of his other songs, and my personal favorite, “I was really just having a general opinion on our generations desire to be constantly intoxicated.”

After yet another apology tweet, Keef accepts her apology with “Oh I’m sorry too then.”

I’m pretty amused that. . .

a) this dude threatened and insinuated sexual assault and SHE felt the need to apologize to HIM. Saying someone can suck the skin off your dick isn’t a reasonable thing to say when you dislike a critique, it’s unacceptable, but she’s sorry?

b) Katy Perry, singer of “Last Friday Night (TGIF),” a song that glorifies getting blackout drunk making a comment of dismay about our culture’s acceptance of drinking is hilarious. Waking up to a stranger in your bed isn’t a sign of a good night, Katy. It’s a sign you got date raped. WOOOOOH!

c) someone like Chief Keef used the correct form of “too”, while Perry didn’t know to properly punctuate “generation’s.” Legitimately impressed.

PS. . . I do plan on blogging about things that actually matter, it’s just been a hard couple weeks and presently the light stuff is easier to deal with. I promise I’ll woman up and do better this week.